Lyrics
Here are the full lyrics to the songs I've had the honor to write for Disney. (I'll add the rest as they're released publicly.) Many of the big lyric sites have these slightly wrong for some reason, so here are the accurate versions!
MOM'S STUCK ON A ZIPLINE by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
https://open.spotify.com/track/6BJBUOlzwzkYMTGFxxgdvE
Mom’s stuck on a zipline (Oh!)
And the line is slackin’
She's got no momentum
Gotta reel her back in
Coulda planned this better if we’d had the time
Now someone oughta get her cuz she’s stuck on a zipline
I guess they had Samantha’s schedule wrong
Overestimated how long she’d be gone
Now Linda’s hanging in the wind for all to see
Let’s hear from Candace Flynn
I’m glad it’s not me
(Awkward)
Cuz Mom’s stuck on a zipline
Her time's about to expire
Better get on those branches
And wiggle that wire
Long as she’s not spotted
It’ll turn out fine
But now the rope’s getting knotted
Mom’s stuck on a zip line!
She just wanted to
Look at a book
But had a shady motivation
Someone get a hook
She’s in a tricky situation
Samantha’s at the window
About to raise the blind
Just swing her to the left she can hide behind
That improbable topiary elephant shrub
Now you gotta stay quiet cuz the whole book club
Will find it pretty funny if she’s found like this
The entire circumstance is truly ludicrous
If you climb out there you‘ll end up in a bind
(Woah) What’d I tell you? Now you’re stuck on a zipline
SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Well, that is a tuba, that is a chair
That one over there is Buford covered in hair
This is a toy, this is a styrofoam prop
And this is a beautifully rendered backdrop
That garden gnome has been sprayed with chrome
What? I recognize it from your home!
It is hard for me to make believe
When that alien has corn chip teeth
We're not asking you to break from reality
Or abandon practicality
Just go with the motif (Go with the motif)
Suspend your disbelief
Suspend your disbelief
I am trying
Suspend your disbelief
That is ketchup on your sleeve
Suspend your disbelief
Oh, my goodness, is this Candace's bed? How did you get it down the stairs?
Suspend your disbelief!
DISCO SPHERE by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
We’re a thousand feet off the ground
We’re already up so it’s time to get down
We’re here (We are all up here) in the disco sphere
You can jump and jive, you can bump and hustle
Do your cardio but don’t pull a muscle
No fear (Party of the year) in the disco sphere
https://open.spotify.com/track/6BJBUOlzwzkYMTGFxxgdvE
Mom’s stuck on a zipline (Oh!)
And the line is slackin’
She's got no momentum
Gotta reel her back in
Coulda planned this better if we’d had the time
Now someone oughta get her cuz she’s stuck on a zipline
I guess they had Samantha’s schedule wrong
Overestimated how long she’d be gone
Now Linda’s hanging in the wind for all to see
Let’s hear from Candace Flynn
I’m glad it’s not me
(Awkward)
Cuz Mom’s stuck on a zipline
Her time's about to expire
Better get on those branches
And wiggle that wire
Long as she’s not spotted
It’ll turn out fine
But now the rope’s getting knotted
Mom’s stuck on a zip line!
She just wanted to
Look at a book
But had a shady motivation
Someone get a hook
She’s in a tricky situation
Samantha’s at the window
About to raise the blind
Just swing her to the left she can hide behind
That improbable topiary elephant shrub
Now you gotta stay quiet cuz the whole book club
Will find it pretty funny if she’s found like this
The entire circumstance is truly ludicrous
If you climb out there you‘ll end up in a bind
(Woah) What’d I tell you? Now you’re stuck on a zipline
SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Well, that is a tuba, that is a chair
That one over there is Buford covered in hair
This is a toy, this is a styrofoam prop
And this is a beautifully rendered backdrop
That garden gnome has been sprayed with chrome
What? I recognize it from your home!
It is hard for me to make believe
When that alien has corn chip teeth
We're not asking you to break from reality
Or abandon practicality
Just go with the motif (Go with the motif)
Suspend your disbelief
Suspend your disbelief
I am trying
Suspend your disbelief
That is ketchup on your sleeve
Suspend your disbelief
Oh, my goodness, is this Candace's bed? How did you get it down the stairs?
Suspend your disbelief!
DISCO SPHERE by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
We’re a thousand feet off the ground
We’re already up so it’s time to get down
We’re here (We are all up here) in the disco sphere
You can jump and jive, you can bump and hustle
Do your cardio but don’t pull a muscle
No fear (Party of the year) in the disco sphere