Lyrics
Here are the full lyrics to the songs I've had the honor to write for Disney. (I'll add the rest as they're released publicly.) Some big lyric sites and even some subtitles have these slightly wrong for some reason, so here are the accurate versions!
MOM'S STUCK ON A ZIPLINE by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
https://open.spotify.com/track/6BJBUOlzwzkYMTGFxxgdvE
Mom’s stuck on a zipline (Oh!)
And the line is slackin’
She's got no momentum
Gotta reel her back in
Coulda planned this better if we’d had the time
Now someone oughta get her cuz she’s stuck on a zipline
I guess they had Samantha’s schedule wrong
Overestimated how long she’d be gone
Now Linda’s hanging in the wind for all to see
Let’s hear from Candace Flynn
I’m glad it’s not me
(Awkward)
Cuz Mom’s stuck on a zipline
Her time's about to expire
Better get on those branches
And wiggle that wire
Long as she’s not spotted
It’ll turn out fine
But now the rope’s getting knotted
Mom’s stuck on a zip line!
She just wanted to
Look at a book
But had a shady motivation
Someone get a hook
She’s in a tricky situation
Samantha’s at the window
About to raise the blind
Just swing her to the left she can hide behind
That improbable topiary elephant shrub
Now you gotta stay quiet cuz the whole book club
Will find it pretty funny if she’s found like this
The entire circumstance is truly ludicrous
If you climb out there you‘ll end up in a bind
(Woah) What’d I tell you? Now you’re stuck on a zipline
DUNGEON CRAWL by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Baljeet: Oh, gather round, friends, ‘cause the road here bends
So we mustn’t be too foolhardy
You know, Stumbleberry Finkbat always used to think that
The best kind of party’s an adventuring party
Phineas: There’s no one here
to finish this tale except for us (except for us)
We can write the cool conclusion
That has been so cruelly kept from us
Baljeet: Wow, that scimitar is sharp
Buford: Are you playing the harp?
Baljeet: It’s a lyre
Buford: What’d you call me?
Isabella: Let’s live laugh LARP
We’re gonna pool our skills (pool our skills)
We’re gonna give it our all (give it our all)
We’re not gonna speed run this dodecahedron
We’ll take our time, it’s a dungeon crawl (it’s a dungeon crawl)
Isabella: It’s not an ambigram, it’s an anagram!
Baljeet: I do not see any of this on my map
Buford: Is that one of the shards?
Ferb: I expected more guards
Phineas: Wait don’t step there - yep, that was a trap
Everyone: We may be tired
Baljeet: My ankle’s sprained
Everyone: But we’re filled with determination
‘Cause the real Big Bad of this campaign
Is contract negotiations!
Phineas: Yes contract negotiations broke down
So we may never see the end of that story
Baljeet: But we’ll do our best
Isabella: To complete this quest
Buford: Now we can share in all the glory!
Baljeet: We will be dexterous and wise (dexterous and wise)
Buford: And sometimes we’ll brawl
Baljeet: Must we brawl?
Phineas: We’re not gonna speed run this dodecahedron
Everyone: We’ll take our time, it’s a dungeon crawl!
SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Well, that is a tuba, that is a chair
That one over there is Buford covered in hair
This is a toy, this is a styrofoam prop
And this is a beautifully rendered backdrop
That garden gnome has been sprayed with chrome
What? I recognize it from your home!
It is hard for me to make believe
When that alien has corn chip teeth
We're not asking you to break from reality
Or abandon practicality
Just go with the motif (Go with the motif)
Suspend your disbelief
Suspend your disbelief
I am trying
Suspend your disbelief
That is ketchup on your sleeve
Suspend your disbelief
Oh, my goodness, is this Candace's bed? How did you get it down the stairs?
Suspend your disbelief!
DREAMSCAPE DRAMA by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Check out that lightning! Something’s starting that no one’s ever seen
Oooh, how frightening! Swarms of ducklings coming through the screen
Now you gotta face this tyrannosaurus, looking for a fight
We never know what we’ll find before us, let’s just take it to the chorus, all right?
It’s a dreamscape drama!
(Are those cupcakes?)
Yes! Tell your mama it’s a dreamscape drama tonight!
DISCO SPHERE by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
We’re a thousand feet off the ground
We’re already up so it’s time to get down
We’re here (We are all up here) in the disco sphere
You can jump and jive, you can bump and hustle
Do your cardio but don’t pull a muscle
No fear (Party of the year) in the disco sphere
https://open.spotify.com/track/6BJBUOlzwzkYMTGFxxgdvE
Mom’s stuck on a zipline (Oh!)
And the line is slackin’
She's got no momentum
Gotta reel her back in
Coulda planned this better if we’d had the time
Now someone oughta get her cuz she’s stuck on a zipline
I guess they had Samantha’s schedule wrong
Overestimated how long she’d be gone
Now Linda’s hanging in the wind for all to see
Let’s hear from Candace Flynn
I’m glad it’s not me
(Awkward)
Cuz Mom’s stuck on a zipline
Her time's about to expire
Better get on those branches
And wiggle that wire
Long as she’s not spotted
It’ll turn out fine
But now the rope’s getting knotted
Mom’s stuck on a zip line!
She just wanted to
Look at a book
But had a shady motivation
Someone get a hook
She’s in a tricky situation
Samantha’s at the window
About to raise the blind
Just swing her to the left she can hide behind
That improbable topiary elephant shrub
Now you gotta stay quiet cuz the whole book club
Will find it pretty funny if she’s found like this
The entire circumstance is truly ludicrous
If you climb out there you‘ll end up in a bind
(Woah) What’d I tell you? Now you’re stuck on a zipline
DUNGEON CRAWL by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Baljeet: Oh, gather round, friends, ‘cause the road here bends
So we mustn’t be too foolhardy
You know, Stumbleberry Finkbat always used to think that
The best kind of party’s an adventuring party
Phineas: There’s no one here
to finish this tale except for us (except for us)
We can write the cool conclusion
That has been so cruelly kept from us
Baljeet: Wow, that scimitar is sharp
Buford: Are you playing the harp?
Baljeet: It’s a lyre
Buford: What’d you call me?
Isabella: Let’s live laugh LARP
We’re gonna pool our skills (pool our skills)
We’re gonna give it our all (give it our all)
We’re not gonna speed run this dodecahedron
We’ll take our time, it’s a dungeon crawl (it’s a dungeon crawl)
Isabella: It’s not an ambigram, it’s an anagram!
Baljeet: I do not see any of this on my map
Buford: Is that one of the shards?
Ferb: I expected more guards
Phineas: Wait don’t step there - yep, that was a trap
Everyone: We may be tired
Baljeet: My ankle’s sprained
Everyone: But we’re filled with determination
‘Cause the real Big Bad of this campaign
Is contract negotiations!
Phineas: Yes contract negotiations broke down
So we may never see the end of that story
Baljeet: But we’ll do our best
Isabella: To complete this quest
Buford: Now we can share in all the glory!
Baljeet: We will be dexterous and wise (dexterous and wise)
Buford: And sometimes we’ll brawl
Baljeet: Must we brawl?
Phineas: We’re not gonna speed run this dodecahedron
Everyone: We’ll take our time, it’s a dungeon crawl!
SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Well, that is a tuba, that is a chair
That one over there is Buford covered in hair
This is a toy, this is a styrofoam prop
And this is a beautifully rendered backdrop
That garden gnome has been sprayed with chrome
What? I recognize it from your home!
It is hard for me to make believe
When that alien has corn chip teeth
We're not asking you to break from reality
Or abandon practicality
Just go with the motif (Go with the motif)
Suspend your disbelief
Suspend your disbelief
I am trying
Suspend your disbelief
That is ketchup on your sleeve
Suspend your disbelief
Oh, my goodness, is this Candace's bed? How did you get it down the stairs?
Suspend your disbelief!
DREAMSCAPE DRAMA by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
Check out that lightning! Something’s starting that no one’s ever seen
Oooh, how frightening! Swarms of ducklings coming through the screen
Now you gotta face this tyrannosaurus, looking for a fight
We never know what we’ll find before us, let’s just take it to the chorus, all right?
It’s a dreamscape drama!
(Are those cupcakes?)
Yes! Tell your mama it’s a dreamscape drama tonight!
DISCO SPHERE by Dan Povenmire & Whitney Avalon
We’re a thousand feet off the ground
We’re already up so it’s time to get down
We’re here (We are all up here) in the disco sphere
You can jump and jive, you can bump and hustle
Do your cardio but don’t pull a muscle
No fear (Party of the year) in the disco sphere